Once upon a time, the Internet adored the Florida Man meme, wherein any headline that began with the words “Florida Man” was sure to be outrageous. At its peak, many Internet users enjoyed where you’d type your date of birth and “Florida Man” into a search engine to obtain a funny headline. Such as November 11, 2014. Virtually everyone had a good time with it, except self-conscious and easily offended Floridians. Dunking on Florida is a time-honored Internet tradition, after all. Fark used to have a distinct category for Florida.

So you can imagine Floriduh Man to be the cousin of your every day Florida Man.

When not speaking in the third person to introduce himself, Floriduh Man is yet another Florida resident that writes about politics and society.

Unlike most Florida Men, however, Floriduh Man has not completely departed from the faculties of reason and common sense.

There will be no breaking into people’s houses to cook breakfast here.